The Falafel Site: - You are what you eat... so eat falafel!

Introduction

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"You Couldn't Take My Falafel" by Dan Wagner

(soft chords)
(in a hick accent, cheesy)

Oh, when I got home my wife was waitin' for me,
She said the dog had died, and I was now a di-vor-cee,
The house had burned down and the pickup burned out too.
I said, "No it ain't! I arrived in that thang!" and the pickup split neatly in two...
Oh it seemed evr'thang had been taken away from me..

(stronger chords)
(CHORUS):

But you know that fa-laaaaaaafel,
If it was entirely laaaaaaaaaawful,
I'd wed that fa-laaaaaaaaafel,
Yeah I don't think that's aaaaaaaaawful,
To be just me'n my falaaa-fel.

Oh I walked in tha door and looked through-out the house...
My bed had been devoured by a... SEVENTEEN-POUND MOUSE!!!
I looked inside the fridge, evr'thang was bare,
But in the corner pocket, somethang was sittin' there...

(strong chords)
(CHORUS)

I scooped up them falafels, and I put 'em on a plate,
I made sure ev'ry one was there, and put it in the mic-ro-wave...
I walked past my ex- she was standing there...
But I didn't, oh I didn't, didn't care...
'Cause...

(really strong chords)
(CHORUS)
(final chords)

Falafel Ghosts

(Here at the Falafel Site we have three foundational ideas: the first is obviously falafel. The second is creativity. And the third is utter randomness. As far as I can see, this poem fits in nicely with all three.)

Falafel Ghosts
Shaun Hanson

Drip, drip went the trolley,

And all the passengers stepped out the cockroach doorway into the sinister right hallway, which swoops upon unwary umbrella infants, pacifists, and driving instructors, much like a pelican, but without the salt. Quote one to another: "I am precise and concise, and I defend my point thoroughly." And then she smiled, because her arm was in a cast.

If Superman were Jewish . . .
A red nickel stares into space, dresses.
The paper that once swaddled a danish now
Is crushed mightily
By rhythmic pulsing wheels and
Brackish hip-hop hooks.

Rank sauce fermenting on dead dinosaur brownstown steps,
Like so much B negative blood concealed in a paper bag
(The poet smiled, because his arm was not broken),
And the feast belonged to pigeons and cigarette cats,
The delicate feasting of them alone.
One must respect hallowed ground.
"Death is holy, because we make holy that which we wish to ignore."
See? Precise, concise and well-defended.

FaLaFaRaPa

(rap music)

Yeah! Yeah!

(rap music)

Yeah oh yeah

(rapping, really fast)

Oh have you ever watched Baywatch with David Hasselhoff well
I don't know much about the guy except he eats falafel

Have you been to that FreeWebs site with Amelia M. Scoffle
I heard that it's all pretty cool and it's gots lots a' falafel

(CHORUS:)
Ma baby is hot
Ma baby is round
She took a tan in the pan and now she's crispy brown
She's so nutritious
So delicious
Yeah she's the sweetest CHICKpeas that you'll ever sees
Yeah she's falafel
Yeah she's falafel

I'm gonna skip the Cheerios, I'm gonna skip the waffles
All I want for breakfast is a big plate of falafels

I heard about that processed food I've heard that it's all awful
I'm goan'a leave the Mickey D's an' make homemade falafel

(CHORUS)

(Dance break, littered with expletives)

(CHORUS)

(wind down)

A Vegan Christmas Song

I really think this is a song that needs to be heard. There are too many vegans offended by the songs describing Christmas turkeys and things, while the only things they can eat are the cranberry sauce. So vegans-- this song is for you. Happy Organic Christmas!

Deck the halls with balls of fava bean,

FA-LA-LA-LA-LAAA, LA-LA LA FEL!

'Tis the season to start eating green,

FA-LA-LA-LA-LAAA, LA-LA LA FEL!

A-nimals are peo-ple too-oo,

FA-LA-LAAA, FA-LA-LAAA, LA LA FEL!

Don't eat them, just grab a few-ew...

FA-LA-LA-LA-LAAA, LA-LA, LA, F-E-E-E-E-E-E-LS!