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Okay, in order for you to send your form to me, hit the button at the bottom. This will cause me to open my email, look at it for maybe a second, and delete it. THAT OKAY WITH YOU?? --Daniel Wagner
Yes, Mr. Boss, sir.
Personal Information
"NAME": EMAIL(but only if you're cool enough): TELL ME ABOUT YOU(this is where I decide if you're cool enough):
How often do you come to our lo-ve-ly site?
My first time!
I've been here before
Kinda often
About twice a week
Every day
Every waking moment: have no other life
How often do you experience the joy of eating falafel?
Uhhh... never?
I've had it a few times
I've had it once or twice
Kinda often
LIKE EVERY DAY!
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When you have the pleasure of eating falafel, what do you do?
Take a large bite and run to the bathroom
Take a cautious nibble and discreetly shove the rest under your seat
Bite into it and grin until everyone stops looking at you
Take a bite, murmur appreciatively, and grab everyone else's (and the bowl while you're at it).
Take a nibble, squeal with delight, scarf the rest down, and gaze hungrily at everyone else's.
Eat it like a normal human
What is your "glass of water"?
Half full
Half empty
Um, half full... no! Half empty! Argh!
I don't want water, I want Red Bull!
What was the question?
If you were a liquid, what would you be?
Which would you, at this moment, like to have?
Falafel
Juice
Falafel and Juice
Falafel juice
If you were to eat any of the following items, which would you eat?
Hot dog
Green beans
FALAFEL!
Rattlesnake
Gerbil
Three hard-boiled eggs
Tyrannosaurus meat
Crow
Pig feet